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June 2010
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fuckyeahmichellevargas asked: So, like, man to man... Any advice you can give me about loopholes in federal kidnapping laws?

OH also anything I should know about Michelle?

Thanks!
Jun 30th
captain-eats asked: How's things ?
Jun 30th
Whether or not I attempt to complete a crossword puzzle largely depends on if I can solve 1-across right away.
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celebritycheeze asked: Thanks for being my 100th follower! You have to see this below

http://www.celebritycheeze.com/post/691811541/i-started-celebrity-cheeze-two-weeks-ago-and-24
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I'm gonna go get in line for the new iPhone......
gracenmichelle: theaamir: gracenmichelle: so… no do not waste your money on iphone 4g try Acer Dm900  OH, you must be new here. HI! :o)  aaaaaaaand I was thisclose to asking you how long the line was. I really dislike being the “new guy.”
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“If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that I never want to have time to...”
– Conan O’Brien (via adamiss) Truth
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I'm at an audition and OMG
fartwithheadphoneson: If I book this, I’ll be in a commercial with Mr. Met!! I life goal I never knew I had!!! I’m supposed to play a 28 year old though :( nobody told me that! I wouldn’t have dressed the way I did! (cute purple dress, bubblegum pink nails!) rats!!!!!!!! Mr. Met, I fear we shall never meet!  UNREAL.  I have been waiting all day to find out what…           ...
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May 2010
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Dear Dairy...
… Queen, Please stop gluing the cone wrapper TO the cone itself.  It leaves goo and hairy wisps of paper behind where I want to eat. Thank you, Chris PS. - This never stops me from actually eating the cone. PPS. - I’m pretty sure it never stops anyone.
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mrjotz asked: Was there anything that you'd do specifically because you knew that it would hilariously get under Michelle's skin or vice versa?
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Micky Rourke's performance in Ironman 2
has inspired me to bust out my The Wrestler dvd.  I just hope the ending doesn’t make my chest hurt as much as it did when I saw this movie in theaters.  The back of the box should say “Warning: Contains interactive heart attack.”
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It doesn't take that long to convert a person from...
gracenmichelle: Right, Chris?  
May 21st
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OMG you guys I broke the Penny Arcade at TD Bank!
danacakes: this is a new high (low?) although it technically wasn’t me, it was the screw in the machine that I did NOT put there - (I only put screws in the tuna) - but it still broke when I was using it. It’s ok though I still got my cash :)  Awesome.  I hate Penny. This made me think of the time my father dumped in a massive jug of change, stepped back, and said.. “eh $143” ...
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