Michelle's EX-BF

OMG you guys I broke the Penny Arcade at TD Bank!

danacakes:

this is a new high (low?)

although it technically wasn’t me, it was the screw in the machine that I did NOT put there -

(I only put screws in the tuna)

- but it still broke when I was using it.

It’s ok though I still got my cash :)

 Awesome.  I hate Penny.

This made me think of the time my father dumped in a massive jug of change, stepped back, and said.. “eh $143”

The machine processed everything and shot up on the screen “143.50”

I practically did a cartwheel through the bank lobby, but all we got was a key chain and a pack of Commerce tissues.

I thought we deserved the safe.

2 years ago
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